Joking Man
Don't laugh on my illiteracy (;-)
A silly tourist asked a boat guy:
do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology ?
The boat guy said:
NO to all the questions.
The tourist then said:
What the hell you know on the face of this earth ? You will die of illiteracy !!
After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist :
Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy ?
The tourist said: NO !!
The boat guy replied:
Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your bodyology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology ! :D :D
A silly tourist asked a boat guy:
do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology ?
The boat guy said:
NO to all the questions.
The tourist then said:
What the hell you know on the face of this earth ? You will die of illiteracy !!
After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist :
Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy ?
The tourist said: NO !!
The boat guy replied:
Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your bodyology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology ! :D :D
1 larhke ki gf ne use khat likha k meri life mein naya ladka aa gya hai... TUM SE ACHA HAI.. mein uski dulhan banugi..meri photo wapis bhijwa do...
ladke ne apne saare doso ki gfs ki 30 photos jama ki beech mein uski photo daalke khat likha..
"le inme se apni photo nikaal le, mujhe teri shakal yaad nahi hai"...:P:P
ladke ne apne saare doso ki gfs ki 30 photos jama ki beech mein uski photo daalke khat likha..
"le inme se apni photo nikaal le, mujhe teri shakal yaad nahi hai"...:P:P
JOKE
JUST JOKKIING
A cow was kept for viva.
KG student : Its a cow!!
UG student : Perhaps dis is a cow !!
PG : This may be cow or a hypopigmented buffalo!!
PHD : Dis may b a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant wid congenital anomalies!!
Moral: The more you study, the more your common sense decreases !! :-P :D
A cow was kept for viva.
KG student : Its a cow!!
UG student : Perhaps dis is a cow !!
PG : This may be cow or a hypopigmented buffalo!!
PHD : Dis may b a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant wid congenital anomalies!!
Moral: The more you study, the more your common sense decreases !! :-P :D
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