A silly tourist asked a boat guy:

do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology ?

Don't laugh on my illiteracy (;-)


The boat guy said:

NO to all the questions.

The tourist then said:

What the hell you know on the face of this earth ? You will die of illiteracy !!

After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist :

Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodilogy ?

The tourist said: NO !!

The boat guy replied:

Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your bodyology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology ! :D :D